In addition to my novella A Christmas Canticle--my homage to Charles Dickens and A Christmas Carol--being rereleased this season in both Kindle and paperback on Amazon, I've also written a little song for you as a gift.
It's called The Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
an alien anal probing!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
2 ativan and an alien anal probing!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
11 inch-tall figures, 10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
12 fresh-baked cookies, 11 inch-tall figures, 10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas because twelve were not enough:
I moved without a forwarding address!
Did you enjoy my song?
You're so very welcome! And remember, tell everyone you know about my novella A Christmas Canticle available on Kindle and in paperback on Amazon, please and thank you!
It's called The Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
an alien anal probing!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
2 ativan and an alien anal probing!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
11 inch-tall figures, 10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gifted me:
12 fresh-baked cookies, 11 inch-tall figures, 10 saucer sightings, 9 spiders spinning, 8 bars of chocolate, 7 fish in fishbowls, 6 mice with fig bars, 5 crooked cakes, 4 wine boxes, 3 blue balls, 2 ativan, and an alien anal probing!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas because twelve were not enough:
I moved without a forwarding address!
Did you enjoy my song?
You're so very welcome! And remember, tell everyone you know about my novella A Christmas Canticle available on Kindle and in paperback on Amazon, please and thank you!
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